Leaving the animal kingdom and headed to magic to pick up more wheelchairs >w<
*aggressively collects money in a video game*
*never buys anything with it*
if you ever feel bad about yourself just remember
due to selective breeding throughout human history, and that people tend to marry attractive people and have more attractive kids, people today are exponentially more appealing than past generations.
So if you ever went back in time people would be amazed at your beauty and probably think you were some sort of god/goddess
this is not only amusing but it just made my mind explode
a boy i dated like two years ago just posted a status on facebook about how much he loves his girlfriend but last night he messaged me saying he misses me and if he ever got the chance he wouldnt hesitate to try and kiss me again and i have all the screenshots of that conversation that i am fully capable of sending to his girlfriend i have this kid right by the balls and i am holding the screenshots for the ransom of 25 taco bell chalupas
2 fabu 4 u
important harajuku fashion
Beliebers working at starbucks be like
this is embarrasing
I would look the server in the eyes while reaching over the counter and getting a new cup in which to pour my drink.